Friday, September 11, 2009

Morning News Round-Up -- 9.11.09: A happy ending to the week...

Sometimes a massage is just a massage. And sometimes... well, sometimes it is a bit more than a massage. A new State law as San Mateo Police Lt. Mike Brunicardi concerned that the "bit more than a massage" might be harder to crack down on...

Just in time for the new school year, funding for the San Mateo-Foster City Elementary School District dropped $5.7 million. Thank you Sacramento. I guess Whitney Houston was wrong, children aren't our future...

Big political stuff is happening in Foster City... sort of. Five folks are competing for two City Council seats in November. Please, please, please sling mud on Watch Dog!

The thieving baggage handlers at SFO are flying off to jail. At least they will be used to wearing jump-suits...

If you were on 280 yesterday afternoon you know about this: there was a three-fatality crash in Millbrae.

Gun show or no gun show, that is the question at the Cow Palace... the bill is on the Governor's desk.

"That dead body stinks..." Really. A dead body at the morgue smelled like chemicals and they evacuated the joint... The Coroner didn't say, "Usually people are dying to get in there, but we had to run like hell..."

Fairs up, routes down. Thank you SamTrans...

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